Abducted by crazed group of Harley riders and after being unable to come up with the $1.25 ransom, was forced to ride motorcycles, drink huge quantities of alcoholic beverages, and listen to / tell outrageous stories while hiding out on the back roads of NC, SC, GA, & FL.

Dan H. Former West Virginian - currently terrorizes women, children, farm animals, & small, woodland creatures in Eastern TN

Tom "Doc" H. Full time drug pusher, part-time Harley rider & professional photographer

Top Ten Phrases Heard On Road Trip

    10.  Got any BBQ manatee
    9.  Another beer, please
    8.  Another shot, please
    7.  I'm home, take me drunk
    6.  How much farther to Key West
    5.  Need anymore duct tape
    4.  Yeah, I used to own a motorcycle... but I darn near killed myself with it
    3.  Okay, who are we waiting on now
    2.  Y'all going to Daytona

    AND... the number one phrase heard on the road trip...

    1.  Who's that really cute guy with the Harley riders

Photos From Manatee Springs, FL

What to ask Santa for	We're not in Kansas anymore
Manatee or Dan H.? You be the judge...	Manatee Springs State Park, FL
Mother & calf	Pod, school, covey, herd, ???

Trip Statistics (via GPS)...

Total Miles:  1,426
Average Speed:  54.2 mph
Riding Time:  26.3 hours