Abducted by crazed group of Harley riders and after being unable to come up
with the $1.25 ransom, was forced to ride motorcycles, drink huge quantities of
alcoholic beverages, and listen to / tell outrageous stories while hiding out on
the back roads of NC, SC, GA, & FL.

Dan H.
Former West Virginian - currently terrorizes women, children, farm
animals, & small, woodland creatures in Eastern TN |

Tom "Doc" H.
Full time drug pusher, part-time Harley rider & professional
photographer |
Top Ten Phrases Heard On Road Trip
10. Got any BBQ manatee
9. Another beer, please
8. Another shot, please
7. I'm home, take me drunk
6. How much farther to Key West
5. Need anymore duct tape
4. Yeah, I used to own a motorcycle... but I darn near
killed myself with it
3. Okay, who are we waiting on now
2. Y'all going to Daytona
AND... the number one phrase
heard on the road trip...
1. Who's that really cute
guy with the Harley riders
Photos From Manatee Springs, FL

What to ask Santa for |

We're not in Kansas anymore |

Manatee or Dan H.?
You be the judge... |

Manatee Springs State Park, FL |

Mother & calf |

Pod, school, covey, herd, ??? |
Trip Statistics (via GPS)...
Total Miles: 1,426
Average Speed: 54.2 mph
Riding Time: 26.3 hours
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